Welcome to the wrong side of the tracks. Now there are no more beautiful people and no more happy endings. This is where the real life begins, so put on your nylon shirt and polyester slacks and have a pint. It's happy hour.
   
   
[Who is Maurice?]
 
 

These pages are dedicated simply to me: the ultimate self-glorification for which purpose these pages were set up in the first place. So have a look & wonder why I bothered…

For your convenience, these pages have been divided into six parts:

All About Me is all about me. Well, what did you expect? All about you? Come on! It's pictures, mainly. Mind you, someone recently scoured around here, looking for pictures in which I was photographed with a girl. These pictures were subsequently downloaded to that person's computer for God knows what purpose. This is just to let you know that I know what's going on on these pages.

FUNEST is the Free UNiversity English Speaking Theatregroup in which I played a part. It mainly contains pictures of the cast and some background information.

My Bookcase. It's HUGE, it's MONSTROUS, it's ENORMOUS, it's my most prized possession. It's my Bookcase. In here you'll find book reviews by me. Often taking a slightyly different angle, but always critical and never without a lighter side to it all. If reading this doesn't stir anything in you, check your pulse because you just might be dead.

Star Wars - a Different Take takes a slightly different look at the Star Wars Universe. Maintained by Jedibitch. Although continuously under construction, this page is never really actual. Expect to find subversive humour and some odd 'predictions' on future Star Wars films. This page is also the home of the Foundation for Worried Star Wars Fans.

Whose Links? is the page with links to other people's websites, mainly dedicated to a single subject. By which I mean, you'll find links to pages solely about Flash, animated GIFs, comics, Leonard Cohen - that sort of thing. Some real gems to be found here, but not updated as often as I would like. It's tough to find really good things on the 'net. Besides, it also acts as my browser's Bookmarks.

Question Time! is where you can have your most unfrequently asked questions answered (and have a laugh). Unfortunately, this page is hopelessly outdated, which means that any and all questions asked here (and answered there) would now very much receive a different answer. be that as it may, it's still funny.

John Lennon Guitar Chord Archive is an expanding and soon to be extensive archive of chords to songs of - you guessed it - John Lennon. Maintained by Jeroen. This page is actually the only page that's frequented by people (ie, visited more than once). Extremely good stuff, as it got every fart and cough John Lennon ever did on tape transcribed here, with the added double bonus of a commentary about the fart and/or cough by John himself. And sometimes even by Yoko Ono!



   
All pages, their content & design copyright © 1998 Maurice Dekker.
Drawings copyright © 1998 b